Monday, October 29, 2007

Dreams. A Cry for Help or a Way to See the Future?


I'm going to first say that I have no idea what the meanings of the messages dreams are supposed to give us. Some friends say that it's just your brain thinking without your control and that's why dreams can be the weirdest shit. Some say that it's you remembering what you did that day or what you did five years ago. I don't know! I just want to know what these mean?! Then again... Maybe I don't?
The first one goes back to the herione days. I was in class, computer to be exact, and I get a text message. It's from my mother and it says, "Son! I found a bag and looks like heroine!" My mother doesn't know what it looks like, I'm pretty sure, so I responded, "It's probably your husbands pot. Both Nelle and him like to smoke it a lot." Then that's when the teacher caught me texting; which I hate doing... A LOT! And told me to leave class. If you have this computer class you'll know that he'll actually do that. Hah. End of dream number one.
The second was even more weird because it took place Tennesse; I automatically knew it to when the dream first started, in a house that me and the main girl from Weeds, Mary-Louise Parker, were moving out of. She looked at me strangly and asked if I knew what to do in case of a "dow bite." I was so confused that I kept on asking what that meant and she started crying because it ended up that she meant "Black Widow bite," and enevidable death. I tried sucking the poison out but it wouldn't work so she ended up dying and I was alone untill the dream ended.
The third is dumb and I'm only going to say that it was that my laptop worked and it was super fast and I had a lot of e-mail.
The fourth, however, was a little sad. I was hanging out at my friend Annable Alberta Long Freeman's house that's right above Torch on King Street. There was a third person view of her and I arguing. All of a sudden I get a phone call and I drop the phone with disbelief. It was Evan... He's in a coma right now. I answered it and it was actually him! I ran to my car and went to see him and we hung out. We didn't drink, we didn't do drugs, we just sat and spoke and HUNG OUT. I was so happy. I thought that this meant I was going to die because apparently Evan was supposed to be in a coma for life. BUT I got a phone call from my secret bestfriend Carly Stallings saying that he's starting to move and asking if I could meet her at the hospital he's at. I'm so happy.

Monday, October 22, 2007

What's That Smell? Somebody Took A YOUTUBE POOP!

Yes yes yes, it's actually a new type of blogging... Well not blogging but fucking around. I think it's funny, I doubt anyone else will and probably won't even bother watching more than two minutes of it. IF you like it, I LIKE you! I notice one thing that in Youtube Poop though it's that they take the sample, "That's mama Luigi to you Mario!" From the T.V. Show The Super Mario Bros. Super Show cartoon. I like to think if it doesn't have that sample then it's not a real Youtube Poop Video.
Anyways, here are my favorite ones:



(haha the two parts I like most are the "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww." And the part where that thing is supposed to be fucking Mario and he gets up and says, "Yeaah!")


(Crazy Mario game that I'm glad I NEVER played)


( Does he have to be on our team? ... NO!)

(Best song for the beginning of the Super Mario World)

(Not really the best one but it is pretty good)

Haha, well, there's tons more and you should check 'em out if you're bored and liked these.

Oh, also, I might be on boing boing! Hopefully my link filters through. Let's *cross our fingers*.
Off to work. Enjoy!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Snip Snap Patty Wack

Okay okay okay, I know I made this post like three months ago but none of the videos would show up when I posted them, so I'm hoping that they will this time.
The line goes something like this; according to previous posts (that I will be deleting from Myspace.com if this posts correctly) from other blogs that I've written: "So I was riding in my car and heard the new Soulja Boy song: Crank That Soulja Boy (Superman) and I noticed that it had the Cadillac Don: Inside Peanut Butter Outside Jelly style of beat to it. I started to think deeper of the year that I heard the Cadillac Don song and rememeberd (sic?) that there was a specific dance to it.
Now, I'm more intrested in it and video search to see if there is a dance, sure enough there is. Not only is there a specific dance but millions of people have learned AND; this is the best part, there are a five other songs with specific dances." I'm sure you can figure out the daces with the songs.

Soulja Boy- Crank Dat Soulja Boy

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Crank Dat Spiderman- CHECK YOU TUBE

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There is another one called Crank Dat Iron Man that I couldn't find but I'm sure you can find it on google or myspace(the song that is) The two bellow are ones that don't have a dance and is just something funny I thought I'd throw in there. Anyways, hope you enjoy and can learn some new dance moves (doubt they'll ever play these songs besides the batman or mega man in the clubs thought). See you sometimes this or next week. The next video blog is going to be redic!











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Friday, October 12, 2007

invASIAN(s)

Crazy Asian Video Iguana vs Girls + Meat hats?

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Trained Japanese fly balances a ball - CrazyAsianVids.com

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(haha, the guys face and sound effects RULE!)

Japanese Dogs Can Ride Bikes! - CrazyAsianVids.com

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Japanese Girl scared by Polar Bear Crazy Asian Video

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Crazy Fan Slapping - CrazyAsianVids.com

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WEIRD Freestyle Asian R&B Dance - CrazyAsianVids.com

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I'm A Bastard, For My Birthday


Wow, I'm such a fucking idiot...
So, I couldn't sleep; I'm sure it's due to the fact that I slept all day Wednesday and woke up late yesterday and fell asleep at like 11:30 P.M. Last night and woke up at midnight, so I tried closing my eyes for 4hrs and decided that I needed to study for my accounting test today and slacked-ass untill, well, pretty much 6:30 A.M. On Myspace.com and changing my livjournal background and doing stupid surveys. Well, I realized how much I hate doing the homework on the internet and decided to go to my car to get my accounting notebook and textbook and noticed it wasn't in there. So, I decided to do the homework on-line and came to an intrest problem where I needed a calculator. Welp, my calculator is in my bookbag and my bookbag is missing; I just got an e-mail from my teacher that I left it in his class and it's in lost & found... So, I'm sooo unprepaired and feel like a fucking idiot(hince the beginning of this post) and finally come up with the dumb solution that I'm going to "e-mail sick." Yep, since I'm such a fucking loser I'm pulling the sick-card! Boo!
OH! And on top of everything... It's my birthday today. Wow, twenty, what a waste.