Monday, December 22, 2008
(me)X(ic)O
I don't care who wants to come or where it's showing but I'm going to see this movie. I kinda like True Blood but Twilight was really dumb and is misleading to the monster: Vampire. Yes they are the masters of seduction but let's not forget what they are truely after. Slaves (women), blood, pleasure, etc..? There's also some other cinemas I want to see but I think I'm just going to wait and download them. Except for Danny Boyle's new film, unless it's already out, because it looks really amazing.
I thought about some things I want to for Christmas and the only thing I can think of is PS3 Games and records. The reason why I want some records is because my friend is giving me a deal! Steal deal(another one)! He's giving a mad hook up of two turntables, two channel mixer, 100 watt amp, extra needles and some records. I checked out these price tags for the items and it comes out to almost $1700.00 (+shipping & handeling) that man, that man that I've been skating with and partying with for almost six years is handing me all that down for $500.00
All I need is the money. I don't want to ask for it throug from parents and realatives because I think that us being here is a great gift enough. I'm hoping that I can get it through odd jobs.
There's more to tell about what I've been doing in Texas but I'm being distracted right now so I'll have to update that on some free time. Maybe tomorrow.
Later.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
The South Is Getting More Souther(n).
So, I've been working my bum off to get the Christmas-presents thing out of the way, but now I see that I may not be able to get MY christmas present for MYSELF. It's sad because it's the type of present that will keep on giving. However, I finally will be getting a new car. I think, that is probably a better alternative anyways. My car is way overdue to get scrapped and we already have too many cars in the drive way anyways.
In "now" news, Grzegorz Jonkajty has finished his second short film, (the) Ark, his first being Mantis, and has decided to release it for all the websters to view it for free. He also has it for sale at the website: thearkshortfilm.com
It's really worth buying so I suggest you get it. Hay! Could be a good Christmas present?
In other news, I HAVE RELEASED my latest creation: PRTY LKE UH LBSTR!: Let 'em Cum. The third and final piece to the PRTY LKE UH LBSTR! Collection. I'm really accomplished that I finished it. The people that have listend to it, since it's release yesternight; and have listend to part 1 & 2, told me it's really good and couldn't have ended the series in any other way. If you want your copy, you know what to do. Message me via-here, myspace or e-mail(Pukeshiza@gmail.com); if you have my number you can call it or text it. Out of state-purchasers must send me their mailing address!!
I'M SO STOKED ABOUT TEXAS!!!
P.S. I saw a bike rider get hit by a car the other day and it made me want to stop driving automobiles completely. So crazy.
Monday, December 1, 2008
To Say "Hello" To An Alarmed Goodbye
Crash No: 16
Fault No:(According to authorities "mine")5
Injuries: Me: none
Mother: Whiplash
Father: Fractured Knee, authritis in lower-back; all due to being run over by (second)truck.
The first: An 18-wheeler (years before tonight)
Second: '99 Cheve.
As I told my sister, "I know I'm not going to sleep." It just keeps on replaying in my mind. But before we do the schematics of the crash, it can only written as in the following sequences of events.
On Saturday I discovered that my mother had it's second break in it's radiator. I got her and my father to come pick me up from my sister's house, via-my car. We decided to drop off my mom's car at my sister's house so my dad and I could fix it tomorrow. In the eight minutes it took for us to get from a couple blocks away from where the car was parked to my sister's house my car's radiator had sprung a leak. For some reason, I think due to my front right break being fucked, we came up with the solutions that we were going to take my mum's car back to Summerville. We stopped to try and fix it but by the time we got to the Air Force base; about 12 miles from the house, the car was pretty much ready to fucking explode. We got a block away from Ashley Phosphate, from Dorchester; about 10 miles from the house, when we came to a stop light and the car stalled out. We all thought, "well, luckily we're stalled next to the gas station!" Unfortunately we were two medians; not blocked medians, and four lanes from the gas station.
So pop and I decide that we need to push it, of course, and my mom steer. I'm saying this in the most lucky way that I can, fucking seriously. When we were tryin to push the car we couldn't and figured that the parking break was on. So my dad went to tell my mother that it was and to push it down. I was looking behind me because of traffic and I noticed that a car was coming and wasn't slowing down. I decided that I would move out the way until my father came back to the car and the car was still coming and I noticed it wasn't switching lanes to avoid us so I stepped into the median and my dad starting heading to the rear to start pushing and I remember just wanting to shout "JUMP!" All that came out was, "WAIT!WAIT!WAIT!" Then, the truck had collided with ours and my dad had got flown into the air.
Need I remind you that I was standing from the side watching all of this. I thought that my father would roll on top of the hood because he got thrown up, but it turned out that the momentum that pushed our car forward had created a suction and pulled him under. This was the scariest part. He did not get run over but he did get pushed and dragged by the front passenger tire, doing a 360 degree roll under the truck; I thought his head had also done a FULL 360 DEGREE TURN automatically killing him. I ran up to him and he fucking-amazingly-through-some-luck-of-fate got up and WALKED FROM UNDERNEATH THE TRUCK! I sat him down, while dialing 911 and checked on my mother.
Usually I'm the one who is getting taken care of during times like these, so this was my first time, EVER IN MY LIFE, having to dial and report, speak with the cops and the mother fucker who almost killed my dad. After a while my mother spoke with the cops and old guy and then my dad came to and spoke to both as well before going to the hospital. All I can type now is thank Whomever that it was this and not any worse; this would have not been typed at all because I would probably be fucking dead if I decided to not look behind me. My father is home and getting rest.
As far as retaliation actions go: the cops, as was written in the beginning, said that we were at fault because we were in the middle of the street and our car was busted and there is no proof that the light was red or green.
The retaliation action we recieved from our friend whom is a lawyer: If you had your emergency lights on, which we did, and that we were hit from behind, which we were, that man is at fault. I gathered this legal course by myself but not only can we take him to court for Car VS. Car but also for Car VS Man. Like I wrote and said before, I know I'm not going to sleep, so if you want to talk or text or message me do so. I'm still in something of a "shock."
I just want to go on vacation and not worry.
Fault No:(According to authorities "mine")5
Injuries: Me: none
Mother: Whiplash
Father: Fractured Knee, authritis in lower-back; all due to being run over by (second)truck.
The first: An 18-wheeler (years before tonight)
Second: '99 Cheve.
As I told my sister, "I know I'm not going to sleep." It just keeps on replaying in my mind. But before we do the schematics of the crash, it can only written as in the following sequences of events.
On Saturday I discovered that my mother had it's second break in it's radiator. I got her and my father to come pick me up from my sister's house, via-my car. We decided to drop off my mom's car at my sister's house so my dad and I could fix it tomorrow. In the eight minutes it took for us to get from a couple blocks away from where the car was parked to my sister's house my car's radiator had sprung a leak. For some reason, I think due to my front right break being fucked, we came up with the solutions that we were going to take my mum's car back to Summerville. We stopped to try and fix it but by the time we got to the Air Force base; about 12 miles from the house, the car was pretty much ready to fucking explode. We got a block away from Ashley Phosphate, from Dorchester; about 10 miles from the house, when we came to a stop light and the car stalled out. We all thought, "well, luckily we're stalled next to the gas station!" Unfortunately we were two medians; not blocked medians, and four lanes from the gas station.
So pop and I decide that we need to push it, of course, and my mom steer. I'm saying this in the most lucky way that I can, fucking seriously. When we were tryin to push the car we couldn't and figured that the parking break was on. So my dad went to tell my mother that it was and to push it down. I was looking behind me because of traffic and I noticed that a car was coming and wasn't slowing down. I decided that I would move out the way until my father came back to the car and the car was still coming and I noticed it wasn't switching lanes to avoid us so I stepped into the median and my dad starting heading to the rear to start pushing and I remember just wanting to shout "JUMP!" All that came out was, "WAIT!WAIT!WAIT!" Then, the truck had collided with ours and my dad had got flown into the air.
Need I remind you that I was standing from the side watching all of this. I thought that my father would roll on top of the hood because he got thrown up, but it turned out that the momentum that pushed our car forward had created a suction and pulled him under. This was the scariest part. He did not get run over but he did get pushed and dragged by the front passenger tire, doing a 360 degree roll under the truck; I thought his head had also done a FULL 360 DEGREE TURN automatically killing him. I ran up to him and he fucking-amazingly-through-some-luck-of-fate got up and WALKED FROM UNDERNEATH THE TRUCK! I sat him down, while dialing 911 and checked on my mother.
Usually I'm the one who is getting taken care of during times like these, so this was my first time, EVER IN MY LIFE, having to dial and report, speak with the cops and the mother fucker who almost killed my dad. After a while my mother spoke with the cops and old guy and then my dad came to and spoke to both as well before going to the hospital. All I can type now is thank Whomever that it was this and not any worse; this would have not been typed at all because I would probably be fucking dead if I decided to not look behind me. My father is home and getting rest.
As far as retaliation actions go: the cops, as was written in the beginning, said that we were at fault because we were in the middle of the street and our car was busted and there is no proof that the light was red or green.
The retaliation action we recieved from our friend whom is a lawyer: If you had your emergency lights on, which we did, and that we were hit from behind, which we were, that man is at fault. I gathered this legal course by myself but not only can we take him to court for Car VS. Car but also for Car VS Man. Like I wrote and said before, I know I'm not going to sleep, so if you want to talk or text or message me do so. I'm still in something of a "shock."
I just want to go on vacation and not worry.
Monday, November 24, 2008
It Ain't Gonna Be Pretty.
7:30 A.M.
That's what time it was when I started writing this and prior-to; as in 10 minutes before hand, had to make an egg sandwhich and listen to my father, who had stayed up all night (until 7:20 A.M.) drinking, talk about my sister and I's names. "They are beautiful," "respect them," etc... This is why I'm really glad I know I'm not going to turn out like him, neither is my sister. It's just sad to see something bad get worse; to sum it all up.
Also, something great, is today is the last day of school, for Trident, then we are on Thanksgiving break week! Hooray! At least that's what I hear.
To make things even better, my newest mixtape: PRTY LKE UH LBSTR! (Parts 1&2; and 3 to come. (hinthint)) Is a smashing success. Infact, it's so good that it's going on the local radio here. I'm soooo excited and amazed to get on a network. It's like someone patted me on my back and gave me oral sex at the same time while I was drinking a delicious coke zero with the finest of sausages. Okay, that was a little too descriptive, but it feels good to know that for an almost two year-D.J. I'm getting my stuff really out there! And the only people I can thank are all of you. The readers, the constant listeners and the new people that tell me they like my stuff, give me requests to mash-up or just throw in a mix. I would like personally thank all of you so if I see you on the street next, ask me for a new or classic mixtape and I'm sure I'll have one in my crack pack.
Before I go, doesn't that animation kinda look a little like Aeon Flux? That or that other M.T.V. Cartoon called Downtown; I'm sure none of you remember that show though.
Anyways, I bid all of you a happy Thanksgiving, because mine is probably going to suck, and a sexy-saucy: ILOVEYOU!
That's what time it was when I started writing this and prior-to; as in 10 minutes before hand, had to make an egg sandwhich and listen to my father, who had stayed up all night (until 7:20 A.M.) drinking, talk about my sister and I's names. "They are beautiful," "respect them," etc... This is why I'm really glad I know I'm not going to turn out like him, neither is my sister. It's just sad to see something bad get worse; to sum it all up.
Also, something great, is today is the last day of school, for Trident, then we are on Thanksgiving break week! Hooray! At least that's what I hear.
To make things even better, my newest mixtape: PRTY LKE UH LBSTR! (Parts 1&2; and 3 to come. (hinthint)) Is a smashing success. Infact, it's so good that it's going on the local radio here. I'm soooo excited and amazed to get on a network. It's like someone patted me on my back and gave me oral sex at the same time while I was drinking a delicious coke zero with the finest of sausages. Okay, that was a little too descriptive, but it feels good to know that for an almost two year-D.J. I'm getting my stuff really out there! And the only people I can thank are all of you. The readers, the constant listeners and the new people that tell me they like my stuff, give me requests to mash-up or just throw in a mix. I would like personally thank all of you so if I see you on the street next, ask me for a new or classic mixtape and I'm sure I'll have one in my crack pack.
Before I go, doesn't that animation kinda look a little like Aeon Flux? That or that other M.T.V. Cartoon called Downtown; I'm sure none of you remember that show though.
Anyways, I bid all of you a happy Thanksgiving, because mine is probably going to suck, and a sexy-saucy: ILOVEYOU!
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Maybe the Greatest Day of the Year?
I'm going to keep this blog short on the count of I've racked up about 8 hours of sleep since Thursday. Yes sir, it's been one of "those" weekends. I'm not too stressed about it though because of yesterday and what's coming tomorrow.
The re-cap: Well, Thursday was fantasy day because I managed to release both October and November mixtapes in one healthy searving. Plus major-great dance party at Grace's house. Little Grace. Ha. Okay Friday was nice because of Halloween; double-duh, but the atmosphere really was one of the biggest reliefes I've had in a long time. No fights; except Robbie and that drunk asshole, and I got a shine on. Oh... AND... I GOT A MOTHERFUCKIN' PS3! With Dead Space. C'mon fellas, bring on the blu-ray D.V.Ds! AND After taking out all that money; and by the end of the weekend spending money, I still have $800.00 in my savings account!
So, let me tell you about, what would I'd like to believe, was the greatest day of the year yesterday. No, no, no, it's not because it was National Vegan day! So, I wake up to a beautiful sight and head out to Subwday were I get the student discount; which I'm pretty much on the edge of student/non-student material, but that shit always happends so it's not that great. I run into John Micheal, Alison and Phillip and we lurk/harrass people in the park until I decided to go to the record shop (I remembered that two days prior at the record shop, while buying a Thievery Corp. C.D. I saw the After Dark Comp. ON VINYL!) So I get to the shop, can't find the record and get Clay to help me which he finds immediately. I'm just glad it was still there. So, I'm about to bust out $30.86 and the first two bills I pull out are a twenty and a five. Clay looks at me and says, "Just hand me that and you're straight." That shit has never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever happend to me in the eight years I've been going to that record shop. Although, he sketchly; bad adjective, put it in his pocket immediately after I took them out, I was lit up with excitement. Before that feeling, however, Clay looked at us and said, "wait. Do you four have your tickets to the Black Lips show?" We responded, "no," and he gave us four tickets, right there, on the spot. I had to yell "fuck yeah," because of the greatness in what happend within 50 seconds of time span.
After walking teen feet out of the shop, towards Spring St. A family rolled up, worried, asking if we knew how to get to the "hospital." I told them how and Alison told me that I probably helped them from a lot of stress, but out of getting a free ticket and buying myself a record I felt giving to help someone else out. Although, I did get Alison, J.M. And Phillip tickets as well, those were materialistic items. A life is not. So, we turn onto Spring St. And I find a fucking BUM SHACK! All these cool things just lined up on the corner of a wall, it reminded me of a katamari. I took a shaft that looked like it was meant for Vodoo but it's all good. I know that's taking from someone but I've been giving heafty change to bums for a long time now(ONCE A WHOLE $10.00 bill) and they need to give back sometime.
After listening to a few songs off of the record John Micheal asked if I wanted to go get Warren from Mt. P. I didn't really want to but I thought it would be a fun adventure and it turned out to be a beautiful nostalgic car ride over the A.R.B. Getting Warren and heading back I asked if we could go for some food and we ended up at Andolini's where Chris was working and upon that entitled: FREE BEER AND PIZZA! After a couple hours of getting a little drunk, I realized that my friend from N.J. Moved back to Charleston and that meant hang out time. He is currently living at an old house I used to live at and so I got to see old faces. One of the perks was getting free gin and whiskey. The four of us headed to a cook out and had a great time; more old friends, but I came accross an old skateboard of mine that I haven't seen in a year. Yes, when I say old, I mean it was actually my deck and hardware and when I say "my" I actually mean "Amanda." Dustin the one who took it from the house I used to live at, said I could have it. No argument what-so-ever. Holler
Riding back to Summerville, with two skateboards, a PS3 and beer in my car I was a little worried; so worried I had a nightmare last night about it, I knew what I was going to get into going to Jon K's party. I saw so many friends that I haven't seen in a long time I felt that I was going to cry or something. Warren Ball; not the one from early, and I spoke about how the Oct/Nov. Mixtape was really good and people were diggin' it. That always makes me feel good. I think the highlight of the night though was seeing Tony and fucking Delanie. Wow. It's been four years since I've seen her. She looks good, she's no longer straightxedge and she is doing her own thing. Respect. I know when we "stopped talking" we left each other on egg shells but it's over that was years ago and we're down. I can't believe she still remembers the nicknames I gave her. Ha. Highschool romance. They should never work out.
In-the-end, that was my Saturday. That was, too me, probably, the greatest day of the year for me and I don't think it can be topped. Tomorrow, however, should be a fun day because of the Black Lips show. If you're going to the show, and you have to be 21 because it's FREE FUCKING JACK DANIELS(because they are sponsering it), maybe we should pregame it. Call me, text me, message me, fuck me, be me, just doing something with me. If you got a record player bring it over, if you have a blu-ray bring it over. Let's be friends, let's talk about how we love the world, let's talk about how we hate the world, let's make love and listen to music that let's us get lifted above. I tell you, things look good.
Oh, let me let you know, that you probably would figure or already know, that the December Mixtape is gonna sound BADASS! I'm sorry there will be no Christmas themed shit or anything; also, if you got the October mix and were pissed off there was no Halloween themed music I guess I apologize, but trust me it sounds soooooo good! I bid you a happy Sunday Geoff-blog-readers and
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
The re-cap: Well, Thursday was fantasy day because I managed to release both October and November mixtapes in one healthy searving. Plus major-great dance party at Grace's house. Little Grace. Ha. Okay Friday was nice because of Halloween; double-duh, but the atmosphere really was one of the biggest reliefes I've had in a long time. No fights; except Robbie and that drunk asshole, and I got a shine on. Oh... AND... I GOT A MOTHERFUCKIN' PS3! With Dead Space. C'mon fellas, bring on the blu-ray D.V.Ds! AND After taking out all that money; and by the end of the weekend spending money, I still have $800.00 in my savings account!
So, let me tell you about, what would I'd like to believe, was the greatest day of the year yesterday. No, no, no, it's not because it was National Vegan day! So, I wake up to a beautiful sight and head out to Subwday were I get the student discount; which I'm pretty much on the edge of student/non-student material, but that shit always happends so it's not that great. I run into John Micheal, Alison and Phillip and we lurk/harrass people in the park until I decided to go to the record shop (I remembered that two days prior at the record shop, while buying a Thievery Corp. C.D. I saw the After Dark Comp. ON VINYL!) So I get to the shop, can't find the record and get Clay to help me which he finds immediately. I'm just glad it was still there. So, I'm about to bust out $30.86 and the first two bills I pull out are a twenty and a five. Clay looks at me and says, "Just hand me that and you're straight." That shit has never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever happend to me in the eight years I've been going to that record shop. Although, he sketchly; bad adjective, put it in his pocket immediately after I took them out, I was lit up with excitement. Before that feeling, however, Clay looked at us and said, "wait. Do you four have your tickets to the Black Lips show?" We responded, "no," and he gave us four tickets, right there, on the spot. I had to yell "fuck yeah," because of the greatness in what happend within 50 seconds of time span.
After walking teen feet out of the shop, towards Spring St. A family rolled up, worried, asking if we knew how to get to the "hospital." I told them how and Alison told me that I probably helped them from a lot of stress, but out of getting a free ticket and buying myself a record I felt giving to help someone else out. Although, I did get Alison, J.M. And Phillip tickets as well, those were materialistic items. A life is not. So, we turn onto Spring St. And I find a fucking BUM SHACK! All these cool things just lined up on the corner of a wall, it reminded me of a katamari. I took a shaft that looked like it was meant for Vodoo but it's all good. I know that's taking from someone but I've been giving heafty change to bums for a long time now(ONCE A WHOLE $10.00 bill) and they need to give back sometime.
After listening to a few songs off of the record John Micheal asked if I wanted to go get Warren from Mt. P. I didn't really want to but I thought it would be a fun adventure and it turned out to be a beautiful nostalgic car ride over the A.R.B. Getting Warren and heading back I asked if we could go for some food and we ended up at Andolini's where Chris was working and upon that entitled: FREE BEER AND PIZZA! After a couple hours of getting a little drunk, I realized that my friend from N.J. Moved back to Charleston and that meant hang out time. He is currently living at an old house I used to live at and so I got to see old faces. One of the perks was getting free gin and whiskey. The four of us headed to a cook out and had a great time; more old friends, but I came accross an old skateboard of mine that I haven't seen in a year. Yes, when I say old, I mean it was actually my deck and hardware and when I say "my" I actually mean "Amanda." Dustin the one who took it from the house I used to live at, said I could have it. No argument what-so-ever. Holler
Riding back to Summerville, with two skateboards, a PS3 and beer in my car I was a little worried; so worried I had a nightmare last night about it, I knew what I was going to get into going to Jon K's party. I saw so many friends that I haven't seen in a long time I felt that I was going to cry or something. Warren Ball; not the one from early, and I spoke about how the Oct/Nov. Mixtape was really good and people were diggin' it. That always makes me feel good. I think the highlight of the night though was seeing Tony and fucking Delanie. Wow. It's been four years since I've seen her. She looks good, she's no longer straightxedge and she is doing her own thing. Respect. I know when we "stopped talking" we left each other on egg shells but it's over that was years ago and we're down. I can't believe she still remembers the nicknames I gave her. Ha. Highschool romance. They should never work out.
In-the-end, that was my Saturday. That was, too me, probably, the greatest day of the year for me and I don't think it can be topped. Tomorrow, however, should be a fun day because of the Black Lips show. If you're going to the show, and you have to be 21 because it's FREE FUCKING JACK DANIELS(because they are sponsering it), maybe we should pregame it. Call me, text me, message me, fuck me, be me, just doing something with me. If you got a record player bring it over, if you have a blu-ray bring it over. Let's be friends, let's talk about how we love the world, let's talk about how we hate the world, let's make love and listen to music that let's us get lifted above. I tell you, things look good.
Oh, let me let you know, that you probably would figure or already know, that the December Mixtape is gonna sound BADASS! I'm sorry there will be no Christmas themed shit or anything; also, if you got the October mix and were pissed off there was no Halloween themed music I guess I apologize, but trust me it sounds soooooo good! I bid you a happy Sunday Geoff-blog-readers and
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
Sunday, October 19, 2008
21.
Well, it's been a while-after my birthday but I'm so happy that it finally came. Thank you to everyone who got me silly and all of those who came to the real birthday party. Although it's been a while since I've played an actual show I happened to suddenly get an urge to do a little D.J. Thing and release a mixtape. Not just any mixtape though an actual produced mixtape. I don't think I'm going to have it covered but I am making sleeves! Matt F. And I finished three of them this weekend and I'm telling ya, they look amazing. Since I kind of love all of you I decided I'll show you 1 out of the 3. If you'd like you can tell me what you think via-myspace or here.
Feast your eyes:
The other two are pretty opposite actually. I think that's why I like them so much because we didn't have the same style on every picture. I still don't know if I want to D.J. Shows yet. I just don't. But the Culture Clash event is coming up and I'm sure that'd be fun; D.J. Wise. In other news I can now skateboard again, hooray! No switch or nollie-kicks though. The video could be coming along faster but I think we're all just all over the place. Last night, however, my best friend and I discussed going to Ohio to skate woodward! Sure, it's pricey but it's got a launch ramp that goes into FOAM! Geoffrey learning back flips off launch ramps?
Speaking of, "all of us being everywhere," this very night, after the skate park, I spoke with Davod about how Conrad and I have been always interested in starting an on-line show. Since we have a really fine camera, and access to different lighting and other tech. Equipment, this may go under way! Oh. The pilot I came up with today was so funny; or at least Davod and Matt B. Thought.
Keywords: Kenyan, Drugs and Money.
Hopefully by next month we'll be filming in ATL! But this is more along the lines of Davod turning 21 and in Atlanta you can carry your drink bar-to-bar. Plus I want a tattoo, and also my part so far in the film is REALLY short. I need to fill up about four minutes. I expect some of it will also be silly shit but the more the better.
P.S. If you want the mixtape that I'm going to be releasing, hopefully by the end of this month, just throw me an e-mail: pukeshiza@gmail.com or myspace.com/slothpuppets
Feast your eyes:
The other two are pretty opposite actually. I think that's why I like them so much because we didn't have the same style on every picture. I still don't know if I want to D.J. Shows yet. I just don't. But the Culture Clash event is coming up and I'm sure that'd be fun; D.J. Wise. In other news I can now skateboard again, hooray! No switch or nollie-kicks though. The video could be coming along faster but I think we're all just all over the place. Last night, however, my best friend and I discussed going to Ohio to skate woodward! Sure, it's pricey but it's got a launch ramp that goes into FOAM! Geoffrey learning back flips off launch ramps?
Speaking of, "all of us being everywhere," this very night, after the skate park, I spoke with Davod about how Conrad and I have been always interested in starting an on-line show. Since we have a really fine camera, and access to different lighting and other tech. Equipment, this may go under way! Oh. The pilot I came up with today was so funny; or at least Davod and Matt B. Thought.
Keywords: Kenyan, Drugs and Money.
Hopefully by next month we'll be filming in ATL! But this is more along the lines of Davod turning 21 and in Atlanta you can carry your drink bar-to-bar. Plus I want a tattoo, and also my part so far in the film is REALLY short. I need to fill up about four minutes. I expect some of it will also be silly shit but the more the better.
P.S. If you want the mixtape that I'm going to be releasing, hopefully by the end of this month, just throw me an e-mail: pukeshiza@gmail.com or myspace.com/slothpuppets
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I Thought I Could Fly.
As weeks go on I'm getting oh-so tired. While going through my old room I found a notebook of lyrics I had wrote for my old band Mokele Mbembe. Actually, the band is only four years old; since we broke up, but as I read I felt that I was more in touch with what was wrong with human nature; and enjoyed exploiting it. Oddly enough, today I read in my English book today that a lot of "reveal-the-truth" authors are always over looked, only the only person over looking me is myself.
Anyways, I'm sorry for making you read this; if you decided to get even this far, but I would like to share my lyrics. Oh. Also, I won't write down Rowland's lyrics on the behalf of his privacy.
Doc Holiday Was Not A Doctor but He Was Good At Giving Shots:
Did your mind change quickly, when you found out your life expentency? I don't want to be replaced or indespensible. Tell my family goodbye and hope for a miracle.
This isn't a fucking story book
Don't Wake Daddy; With His Strict Schedule and Alcoholism, He'll Beat You:
How will your God judge all of you? What will you do? Shoot, stab, choke and drown me. Take me to the highest tree and hang me like a trophy. It's your ecstacy. To tell you the truth I never liked me but I loathed you; I love you, but I've chosen darkness.
On Judgement Day...
Hu-Hunny give me money. You keep creeping down on your knees. Bleed money, love your economy(be our slut, please). This is what you get because of what you did? No one cares how you'll die. Here I lie, there you'll lie. Crazy characteristic, should we stay so sadistic? Your clueless kids tell me, "This is a generation we hate to see."
Don't Wake Daddy; He Still Won't Make You Fucking Pancakes
Time to face what we've become, greedy fascist bastards to the bone. I know we must decieve, as we've lost our populious. Descend from your dreams into oblivion
One... Three... Nine?! We've Got Problems
I don't want to be part of this solution you call "revolution."
Everyone seems to be doing fine and my ankle looks like he's about ready to get back on that piece of wood he calls, "home..."
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Was It That Celtic Band?
So, here I am, wounded; but not that badly anymore, and all I can think about is how everyone is growing older and much more recluse. It's not so sad, when I think about it, but it is odd to think that some of these people would be down to do anything in the drop of hat, back in the day. I guess it's the responsibility part of them that's getting to them and them losing their child-like side of their brains. At the moment of writing that excerpt it reminds that I need to grow up and I feel that I've been doing that. Full time job; not now though from the foot, playing in a band, going to school and skateboarding for this film.
If anyone wants one of my olde' mixtapes; that you might have heard from my set list back in the day, give me an e-mail:
pukeshiza@gmail.com
much love. Love!
If anyone wants one of my olde' mixtapes; that you might have heard from my set list back in the day, give me an e-mail:
pukeshiza@gmail.com
much love. Love!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Holy Shit, I Haven't Posted in 2 Months!?!?
This is all because I've been super busy. I've made countless of mixtapes and remixes for the incredible; some not so incredible as others, gigs that I've had both D.J'ing and playing in Ultimate Weapon. Infact, to get this out of the way:
August 26th, 2008
FREE Entry & Keg (Cash bar)
10:00 P.M.
Going away party for Cyrus, so you better fucking come!
CLUB PANTHEON
Here's the weird part: The Ultimate Weapon, playing at Club Pantheon!!!
W/ other bands and D.J's including NEONGOLDEN!! (ME!!!)
Anyways, some of the other part of me has been working on a job delievering(sic?) medical supplies, just like at the age of 16, ahhh. The memories. It's actually really rewarding! I told my friend that it feels like instant karma but then he backfired saying, "You shouldn't have to work for karama. Instead just do it and the universal will grant it." "Thanks for ruining it for me." I said back. He was actually correct though. So now I just look as it as my job and not a way to get into a "greater-world." ("Heaven," for those of you who believe in it)
The other part of me has been filming for a skateboard video. Geaz. It's been at least 4 years since I've been this serioius into skateboarding. I guess I'm still some what good enough to be in a video. It's cool though because I get the "amp'd" feeling I used to get when I was younger whenever I'm about to do a trick. I'm on the upcoming team: "(Yo)Check This Out!" We've filmed all over Charleston/Dorchester County and Columbia. The filming of the runs and party montag's are coming along just fine. I just want this video out by Christmas or early 2009. Oh well, we'll just have to see I guess. I'll let everyone know as soon as it's done.
I think I've met someone worth while. She's 21 and super nice/smart. I say we're going steady rather than anything else because she might be moving and both of us know that it'd be too crushing if we got too serious. Sad. I guess this is all we can do though. I just have to make it last as long as it can.
On a shitty note, school is coming up! Well, that's not shitty it's just I thought me passing English would compensate for me passing the reading part of college? Apparently I have to take a test. So I can only take two classes this year that can actually help out with my major(shitty). Oh. And, my right ball hurts for some reason...
Damn that incubus.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
ShutUpBaby,IKnowIt.
1. Lets Make Moves
2. Lets Kick Rocks
3. Lets Do Thangs
(4. Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads)
Those were common catch phrases spurted from Christopher, Gareth and myself every twenty seconds. Yes, to you, they would have been annoying but to us it was brillance every night. So, to recap what happends when you mix us with liqour and other types of alcohol and a great fucking keen history to Charleston you get...
So, to get things started it was amazing to see my brother on Friday. We stayed up and spoke for hours and then eventually got to drinking in the later-later hours of the night. He went off to bed and I had to stay and wait for the Columbians; Gareth and Chris, to get in, which ended up being at a decent hour. Since it was a decent hour we felt that we should obviously drink and talk about "old" times.
Saturday was a much needed beach day; I have entitled this month's quote "beach!" We had to make sure that Gareth got his paycheck deposited and it turned out that money got "lost" some how? I don't understand how a bank can lose a check. Anyways, after sweating for a good thirty minutes in his car we decided to walk accross the street to Senior Tequila and meet our friend Chandler. Whom, I think, is making progress after what happend. He said the wedding was amazing and I'm a little upset that I didn't get invitation because he said he wanted Gareth and I there for sure but neither of us got summoned or anything. After food and picking up beer, Gareth had by this spent $100.00, we met up with my family. My niece is soooo adorable. She made me help her collect sea shells with her and piggy back her in the deep end.
Sunday was pretty much the same Alex, Conrad, Phillip and Tyler met up with us at the beach and then we headed to my house after that. Turns out I had a little party and Carly and Chris came over to join us in a game of drunk-Wii bowling. They left to go to some party but it was my brother's last night so I stayed home. It turns out after the party they went to Conrad's and swam for a while then stayed at IHOP because I was asleep by this point, I think it was around 7:00 A.M. When I woke up and called so that I could let them in the house. Hah. Sucks.
I will say one thing about Saturday night... Uhhh, almost died.
Anyways, I'll be in Columbia next weekend and I might have a show. This will be great! Pretty much going to relive what was just writen besides the Saturday night thing. There's a birthday show I'm D.J'ing but the location is in between two different places; not that far from each other though. It's for Daniel. For more info. Call me.
It's raining it's pouring, the old man...
Friday, June 6, 2008
I Am Being Like, "Yahoo and Feeling That Beat!"
I feel as if I'm the girl in the bathtub in that scene from Knocked Up, the one towards the end where she's about to go to the hospital for the "last time." So much chaotic shit has been happening but I knew that it would turn out well in the end! It has! Mainly one thing, if you know me than you know what I'm talking about, so I won't waste your time away when it's a beautiful Friday when you should be wasted! I feel that I should be celebrating but that and mourning is exactly what got me into this mess so it kinda seems pointless and/or not smart, plus I got something mean of a scratchy throat as of since Sunday. Blah. Sunday. The weekend was good but Sunday was just... Something that would happen to me but something I don't want to happen to me. Hah.
Anyways, I'm so stoked that it's Friday, mainly I wouldn't be because it would be so consistant but now that I'm a working class citizen in a Bush, soon-to-be, Obama(?) enviornment, I feel that I've slaved my week away to appreciate the weekend. Ugh. Everytime I cough though it just makes me want to go to sleep and be dumb-up. Plus, I haven't heard much of anything going on so it's kinda like, "why should I waste my gas if there is really nothing to do," feeling as well. I don't know. OKay!Okay!Okay! I quit my whineing(sic?) as of now.
I'm just going to post this last statement; a "P.S." If you will: my job is so rewarding, especially when I get the Christmas-lit faces from the elders when I bring them their medical supplies. It's rewarding and you kinda feel your "karma" boost. On top of that feeling I get my own business phone and car; the car comes with a gas card too! It's alwright but the damn hours... DAMN THESE HOURS! Oh well. I'm a grown-ass-man so I need to just put up with it(last whine before the weekend is over).
OH! For real-P.S. These new mixtapes I have are really really really good. I hope to play a show soon to show all of you. You know I keep you dancing alllllllll night!!
See you this weekend(?) Don't let me cough on ya!!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Something Worth Remembering
Well, my legs are still sore as fuck, it has only been two days but I had a strange dream last night. Again. So I just purchased this movie and it came with a map. Along with this map came instructions on how you could watch this movie. The instructions were all in spanish for some reason though. Pretty awesome.
One: Regular play. Just put the movie in and watch.
Two: Follow the map to a secret garden where you'll find a seed. Take the seed and just swallow it whole, watch the movie after ten minutes. This allows you to see the movie through one of the characters views(your choice on which character)
Three: Follow the map to a secret garden. Find the seed but do not eat it yet. Wait with the seed and wait for it to bloom; this takes a couple hours, then a troll will give you powder. Extract the nectar from it and combine it with the powder. After you play the movie you will automatically be in it as a main character.
The movie is really epic like Lord of the Rings with a bit of style like Pan's Labrynth. After I was in the movie I told one of my friends. I couldn't remember if it was Dalia(sic?) or Courtney Ragland. Anyways, they bought the movie and asked me to do the third one for them and for some reason I was unable to do it again. I told them that it can only work with the one who bought the movie or else it won't work. She got mad at me and told me that I was the worst person ever but I told her that at least I got to be in the movie and told her how awesome it was.
After that I woke up and felt pain in my shins and couldn't curl my toes for anything. However, after that crazy dream and pain, all I could think about was how stores plan to do smell-advertising. Yes. It's exactly how it sounds. Stores will now be releasing different smells so that you may want to purchase the product.
E.G: Gas stations will soon be infuming their stores with "fresh" coffee. New neighborhoods will be spraying new-house-smell. Then like Wal-Mart will be bombing pizza hut or something crazy. This makes me think of what the future is to be. Foreman and I have long discussion about how 2012 will not be the end of the world but a very very very intense change. Big changes that will make and break us, as they always have. It doesn't even have to be 2012, as a matter of fact, to be dumb changes. Turn on the news and just listen. That should be enough to make someone want to live on a deserted island. Let's plan on it.
One: Regular play. Just put the movie in and watch.
Two: Follow the map to a secret garden where you'll find a seed. Take the seed and just swallow it whole, watch the movie after ten minutes. This allows you to see the movie through one of the characters views(your choice on which character)
Three: Follow the map to a secret garden. Find the seed but do not eat it yet. Wait with the seed and wait for it to bloom; this takes a couple hours, then a troll will give you powder. Extract the nectar from it and combine it with the powder. After you play the movie you will automatically be in it as a main character.
The movie is really epic like Lord of the Rings with a bit of style like Pan's Labrynth. After I was in the movie I told one of my friends. I couldn't remember if it was Dalia(sic?) or Courtney Ragland. Anyways, they bought the movie and asked me to do the third one for them and for some reason I was unable to do it again. I told them that it can only work with the one who bought the movie or else it won't work. She got mad at me and told me that I was the worst person ever but I told her that at least I got to be in the movie and told her how awesome it was.
After that I woke up and felt pain in my shins and couldn't curl my toes for anything. However, after that crazy dream and pain, all I could think about was how stores plan to do smell-advertising. Yes. It's exactly how it sounds. Stores will now be releasing different smells so that you may want to purchase the product.
E.G: Gas stations will soon be infuming their stores with "fresh" coffee. New neighborhoods will be spraying new-house-smell. Then like Wal-Mart will be bombing pizza hut or something crazy. This makes me think of what the future is to be. Foreman and I have long discussion about how 2012 will not be the end of the world but a very very very intense change. Big changes that will make and break us, as they always have. It doesn't even have to be 2012, as a matter of fact, to be dumb changes. Turn on the news and just listen. That should be enough to make someone want to live on a deserted island. Let's plan on it.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Home By Midnight. (I'd Walk 14 Miles for You)
Everytime I post, I feel that it's always a repetition of the same olde thing. Welp, I guess that's why I went and did some intresting stuff.
First of all it kinda started on Monight/Tuesday morning. I didn't sleep because I thought I was going to go to prison. I doubt am for what I did but then I decided while lying in bed that I would have NO problem with it. It's actually something that I would want to do before I die. I've been to jail, but never prison. After that all the Mt. Pathetic kids were talking about Leaf and that shit, so they were all getting ready to leave and I was on the brink of startying something amazing. A field recording expirement with Foreman. Originally it started as us with Rowland but he dropped out the first day or just never hung out with us while we kept on doing it. We've realeased an E.P. Called Malarkey, E-mail me if you want a copy; donate some cash, for a beautiful piece of sound. You can check out our myspace.com if you're not so sure it's your kinda schtick: www.myspace.com/nojokecharleston
Please be our friend and ask for a copy. We're starting on the next release SIXSIXSLEEPOVER! I'm super excited about this one because it's actually been four years in the making. Heh. REALLY!
Foreman and I are also getting fans for our other band The Ultimate Weapon(no myspace)and will hopefully be collaborating with Sean Robertson and Tay Mcknab in the near future. Thank God school's over, aye kids? On the solo, I've been getting mad dates for the D.J. Which is really good for me because this keeps me active and busy. Out of trouble, if you will.
Saturday was great because a lot of old friends came to my show. Though the first band that played got the cops called. Being a D.J. Though I could adjust volume so we could still have a keg and dance party. Good shit. I kicked ass in Kickball, again. Great shit. Then I went to a wedding which makes me wonder what mine will be like. It rained like crazy in the beginning. I guess thank God we didn't go to the beach? Originally were was going to be. I tried not to drive home because I got smashed but I really didn't have anywhere to stay. THANKS FRIENDS! Anyways, this was a fucking miracle sent to me my car ran out of gas over by Ashley Phosphate. People get mugged or hurt on this road so it was good that I was wearing loafers. I was on foot from North Charleston to Summerville. I tried to get this girl at the gas station to give me a ride but all she could do is let me use her iPhone. After that I tried hitch hiking and then I finally ran into this woman near the railroad tracks. I, apparently, scared the shit out of her. I helped her put up reality signs; at 11:00 P.M. At night? She didn't even help me. The map looks like this.
(The black is where I walked)
Needless to say my feet fucking hurt and I was definately not even going to get up to post this but realized that it might be intresting to some.
SHSHSHSHSHOWS
Tomorrow: Ashley Ave. 319(I think?) Between Fishbourne St. And Sumter. (Robbie and Vadims) 10:00 P.M.
May 24th or 26th (Date is to be either/or possibly change) 255 St. Phillip St.
27th: Info. Coming ASAP
First of all it kinda started on Monight/Tuesday morning. I didn't sleep because I thought I was going to go to prison. I doubt am for what I did but then I decided while lying in bed that I would have NO problem with it. It's actually something that I would want to do before I die. I've been to jail, but never prison. After that all the Mt. Pathetic kids were talking about Leaf and that shit, so they were all getting ready to leave and I was on the brink of startying something amazing. A field recording expirement with Foreman. Originally it started as us with Rowland but he dropped out the first day or just never hung out with us while we kept on doing it. We've realeased an E.P. Called Malarkey, E-mail me if you want a copy; donate some cash, for a beautiful piece of sound. You can check out our myspace.com if you're not so sure it's your kinda schtick: www.myspace.com/nojokecharleston
Please be our friend and ask for a copy. We're starting on the next release SIXSIXSLEEPOVER! I'm super excited about this one because it's actually been four years in the making. Heh. REALLY!
Foreman and I are also getting fans for our other band The Ultimate Weapon(no myspace)and will hopefully be collaborating with Sean Robertson and Tay Mcknab in the near future. Thank God school's over, aye kids? On the solo, I've been getting mad dates for the D.J. Which is really good for me because this keeps me active and busy. Out of trouble, if you will.
Saturday was great because a lot of old friends came to my show. Though the first band that played got the cops called. Being a D.J. Though I could adjust volume so we could still have a keg and dance party. Good shit. I kicked ass in Kickball, again. Great shit. Then I went to a wedding which makes me wonder what mine will be like. It rained like crazy in the beginning. I guess thank God we didn't go to the beach? Originally were was going to be. I tried not to drive home because I got smashed but I really didn't have anywhere to stay. THANKS FRIENDS! Anyways, this was a fucking miracle sent to me my car ran out of gas over by Ashley Phosphate. People get mugged or hurt on this road so it was good that I was wearing loafers. I was on foot from North Charleston to Summerville. I tried to get this girl at the gas station to give me a ride but all she could do is let me use her iPhone. After that I tried hitch hiking and then I finally ran into this woman near the railroad tracks. I, apparently, scared the shit out of her. I helped her put up reality signs; at 11:00 P.M. At night? She didn't even help me. The map looks like this.
(The black is where I walked)
Needless to say my feet fucking hurt and I was definately not even going to get up to post this but realized that it might be intresting to some.
SHSHSHSHSHOWS
Tomorrow: Ashley Ave. 319(I think?) Between Fishbourne St. And Sumter. (Robbie and Vadims) 10:00 P.M.
May 24th or 26th (Date is to be either/or possibly change) 255 St. Phillip St.
27th: Info. Coming ASAP
Monday, April 28, 2008
Suck Me Sideways. Fuck Me Runnin'.
What a lovely song...
Can anybody tell me why this weekend was sooo fucking cool? Oh wait I can. Playing a fucking rave was awesome. Losing my phone was awesome; for the ten hours that I was asleep under a whole can of Pringles (my favorite flavor and also why is it a can and not bottle of Pringles?). Gettin' mine on Saturday night was great too! Oh and being randomly invited to play a smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll dance party-room was amazing! Especially all the thugs that were singing to my mash-ups. Warren got his too! Then of course Sunday was the shit because Gram and I brought beer to kickball and I got to wrestle some of the rivals to get my player's run fair and not base-tag out. After kickball Nelle and I hung out and then I fell asleep for an hour or two, because I was smashed, and woke up to Chris, Mike and some girl talking so we all proceed to get housed. Good stuff! Then today came...
Yeah. It was just a big day of hurt and regret. Blah! There is more good news though.
1. Tiffany and I have a big hang out date in the future.
2. I got invited to play another house party. This one is for Amber and Jeanna. Good drinkin' buddies. Friday, I think at Wentworth, we'll see/I'll keep everyone updated.
I don't know if it's at Wentworth because they got a ticket for the last time Lindsey and I D.J'd there.
Can anybody tell me why this weekend was sooo fucking cool? Oh wait I can. Playing a fucking rave was awesome. Losing my phone was awesome; for the ten hours that I was asleep under a whole can of Pringles (my favorite flavor and also why is it a can and not bottle of Pringles?). Gettin' mine on Saturday night was great too! Oh and being randomly invited to play a smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll dance party-room was amazing! Especially all the thugs that were singing to my mash-ups. Warren got his too! Then of course Sunday was the shit because Gram and I brought beer to kickball and I got to wrestle some of the rivals to get my player's run fair and not base-tag out. After kickball Nelle and I hung out and then I fell asleep for an hour or two, because I was smashed, and woke up to Chris, Mike and some girl talking so we all proceed to get housed. Good stuff! Then today came...
Yeah. It was just a big day of hurt and regret. Blah! There is more good news though.
1. Tiffany and I have a big hang out date in the future.
2. I got invited to play another house party. This one is for Amber and Jeanna. Good drinkin' buddies. Friday, I think at Wentworth, we'll see/I'll keep everyone updated.
I don't know if it's at Wentworth because they got a ticket for the last time Lindsey and I D.J'd there.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Feared & Cherished
Here's the best mash-up you'll ever hear:
And incase you don't know...
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Oh. How I love this girl. She has better dreams than me. I'll post another one of hers that she told me in a later post but here's the cute one she had the other night.
i had another dream with you.
we were driving our toy cars to the beach.
they were very small and made out of plastic, with elementary colors.
our cars broke into a lot of pieces on the road as we were approaching a new freeway that had just been built.
it was kind of like i-26.
so we go "oh shit..they built a freeway" and knew that that meant pretty soon cars were going to start zooming by.
so we started frantically picking up the pieces of our cars that were strewn all over the road, to avoid getting run over. plastic toy car parts all over the road.
oh yeah, also, this was the night that my dad made me take ambien so i could get back on a normal sleeping schedule.
i hate ambien. i lied in my bed trying to sleep but being scared (and ambien tripping)and for a second wished you were there so i would be less scared.
ghosts and other evil things fear those of mexican descent.
I hope to see all of you this Friday. It's going to be a blast. I at least have a 4hr Mix going. So we should be partying for a little bit.
MUCH LOVE!
Monday, April 21, 2008
Weirrrrrrrrrrrrrrd Beatrice.
...Start here; with some youtune:
I think from Thursday-up; until today, it was very productive. But one thing was a bit strange. Dreams are intertwined again and I don't know if anyone reading this will be able to comprehend or keep up with how weird this connects with reality so I think I will just tell you as best as I can.
First: Thursday night, after practice and re-re-starting Final Fantasy VII; thee best game for Playstation or probably one of the best stories ever told (aside from the bible; specifically Genesis though), I was going to sleep but couldn't stop thinking about how excited I was for our first show! However the dream I had that night was a bit odd. It involved Matt and I practicing in a loft in New York on the east side of Manhat. Our friend Christine came over and we were all having fun and she liked out stuff a lot. (note this for further) After a while she picked up a guitar and a drum stick; I think she might have also played some keyboards somewhere in non-guitar parts, and played really good music. Matt then said some things but I was in another room and she ran out looking embarassed. I can't go into detail but a year or two ago Matt had actually confessed to her that he liked her but she has never actually been that way towards him. The dream ends with all of us akwardly talking one small conversation at a time.
First Pt.2: The next day is the whole shbang and we're all having a good time. First to play is Castles Underground and it was fun. I told Janie; Matt's girlfriend for a while now, that she should play on the porch in the backyard and she does. I knew that she played guitar but then she brought out a white tom-drum! The snare Christine was playing was white! It freaked me out and I have yet to tell Matt about this dream but I doubt it would mean anything to him, especially since he told Christine that like a while ago. I would post the video I have of Janie playing but you can just go to my youtube account (NeonKissss) and look it up for yourself. To creepy for me right now.
Second: After staying up until 6:00 A.M. On Friday I finally went to sleep and had a sad and some what "Disney-like" dream. It started off as a wolf talking to a camera and telling this story. It flash backed to downtown Charleston, right around colonial lake; Broad St. & Rutledge Ave., and a mother letting her child go at a young age. We'll say around 11 or 12. The child was kidnapped within four years of wondering around in the nice-part of Charleston. Odd already? The old woman who kidnapped this young teenager had two sons who were mean to him and later on they cast a spell on him. If he could not help or find his mother then something bad would happen. He had one year to do this. He eventually found her and was sent on numerous adventures for his mother. Each one harder than the last and due to his spell and condition of the spell that it put on him he got weaker and weaker. The final mission was to go into a haunted mansion and bring back a gold piano and learn how to read music so that he could play a melody to his mother that would finally break the spell. The old woman had found out that the boy was on his last mission and she sent her sons to kill him. He eventually outwitted the two men and got out of the mansion with the piano and sheet music but by the time he could get to his car he was too sick and he turned into a wolf. The 14/15 year-old-boy/wolf was actually me.
I woke up sweating and confused as I seem to be doing almost every day and immediately called my mother (It was about 3:00 P.M.). She answered and I asked how she was and she told me that she was really excited because she had found a new dog that she wants to think about getting. At that point in the conversation I paused in my tracks and then try to listen to music or something that would relate to music. Nothing. I don't know exactly how "close call" this wolf-to-dog dream-reality is but it is something that I had been thinking about pretty much the whole day out. If only I had some sort of interpreter or that guy who used to talk to the dead or whatever than got kicked off because he was a liar or something.
Thanks to all who came and stayed at Thee Ultima Weapon's second show last night. NO FUCKING THANKS TO BAND 3 AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO MADE EVERYONE LEAVE BECAUSE OF HIS SHITTY NOISE SET; FUCKING SCHET! Major thanks to Ashley E. Coon for staying up with me until 6:00 A.M. Talking about everything and drinking as much as me. Trooperrrrrrrrs.
(Sorry that the Mono song is all shitty and the Voxtrot song is just pictures. Hopefully this next one will cheer you up)
I think from Thursday-up; until today, it was very productive. But one thing was a bit strange. Dreams are intertwined again and I don't know if anyone reading this will be able to comprehend or keep up with how weird this connects with reality so I think I will just tell you as best as I can.
First: Thursday night, after practice and re-re-starting Final Fantasy VII; thee best game for Playstation or probably one of the best stories ever told (aside from the bible; specifically Genesis though), I was going to sleep but couldn't stop thinking about how excited I was for our first show! However the dream I had that night was a bit odd. It involved Matt and I practicing in a loft in New York on the east side of Manhat. Our friend Christine came over and we were all having fun and she liked out stuff a lot. (note this for further) After a while she picked up a guitar and a drum stick; I think she might have also played some keyboards somewhere in non-guitar parts, and played really good music. Matt then said some things but I was in another room and she ran out looking embarassed. I can't go into detail but a year or two ago Matt had actually confessed to her that he liked her but she has never actually been that way towards him. The dream ends with all of us akwardly talking one small conversation at a time.
First Pt.2: The next day is the whole shbang and we're all having a good time. First to play is Castles Underground and it was fun. I told Janie; Matt's girlfriend for a while now, that she should play on the porch in the backyard and she does. I knew that she played guitar but then she brought out a white tom-drum! The snare Christine was playing was white! It freaked me out and I have yet to tell Matt about this dream but I doubt it would mean anything to him, especially since he told Christine that like a while ago. I would post the video I have of Janie playing but you can just go to my youtube account (NeonKissss) and look it up for yourself. To creepy for me right now.
Second: After staying up until 6:00 A.M. On Friday I finally went to sleep and had a sad and some what "Disney-like" dream. It started off as a wolf talking to a camera and telling this story. It flash backed to downtown Charleston, right around colonial lake; Broad St. & Rutledge Ave., and a mother letting her child go at a young age. We'll say around 11 or 12. The child was kidnapped within four years of wondering around in the nice-part of Charleston. Odd already? The old woman who kidnapped this young teenager had two sons who were mean to him and later on they cast a spell on him. If he could not help or find his mother then something bad would happen. He had one year to do this. He eventually found her and was sent on numerous adventures for his mother. Each one harder than the last and due to his spell and condition of the spell that it put on him he got weaker and weaker. The final mission was to go into a haunted mansion and bring back a gold piano and learn how to read music so that he could play a melody to his mother that would finally break the spell. The old woman had found out that the boy was on his last mission and she sent her sons to kill him. He eventually outwitted the two men and got out of the mansion with the piano and sheet music but by the time he could get to his car he was too sick and he turned into a wolf. The 14/15 year-old-boy/wolf was actually me.
I woke up sweating and confused as I seem to be doing almost every day and immediately called my mother (It was about 3:00 P.M.). She answered and I asked how she was and she told me that she was really excited because she had found a new dog that she wants to think about getting. At that point in the conversation I paused in my tracks and then try to listen to music or something that would relate to music. Nothing. I don't know exactly how "close call" this wolf-to-dog dream-reality is but it is something that I had been thinking about pretty much the whole day out. If only I had some sort of interpreter or that guy who used to talk to the dead or whatever than got kicked off because he was a liar or something.
Thanks to all who came and stayed at Thee Ultima Weapon's second show last night. NO FUCKING THANKS TO BAND 3 AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO MADE EVERYONE LEAVE BECAUSE OF HIS SHITTY NOISE SET; FUCKING SCHET! Major thanks to Ashley E. Coon for staying up with me until 6:00 A.M. Talking about everything and drinking as much as me. Trooperrrrrrrrs.
(Sorry that the Mono song is all shitty and the Voxtrot song is just pictures. Hopefully this next one will cheer you up)
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Manute Bol VS Dick Butkus
So I'm on this (s)exercise thing and it's alwright. I mean, it beats the L.A. Diet; and if you don't know what that really means than you're not down with the south ( I doubt L.A. Is even down with that diet), but this whole running thing is just aggrivating. Everytime I go out for a run, which is everytime I'm at home; in the late-late hours of the night/morning, I start getting shin splits every twenty mintues I'm into running and start salvating. I'm not THAT out of shape, I know this, because I still skate and walk everywhere, everytime, I'm downtown.
Anyways, I'm writing this post to tell all that the first show that's been scheduled below has been dropped but another has been picked up. "win-win situation? Lose-win situation?" However you want to put it, the first show at the bottom is cancelled.
Sorry Kyle. I can't give you directions on that show but it is supposed to land some where late in May so later in this month I should have more info.
Oh man, just finished the new rave mixtape and it sounds like a beautiful e-child. If you digged the last style that I was playing on Saturday then you'll love this.
Anyways, I'm writing this post to tell all that the first show that's been scheduled below has been dropped but another has been picked up. "win-win situation? Lose-win situation?" However you want to put it, the first show at the bottom is cancelled.
Sorry Kyle. I can't give you directions on that show but it is supposed to land some where late in May so later in this month I should have more info.
Oh man, just finished the new rave mixtape and it sounds like a beautiful e-child. If you digged the last style that I was playing on Saturday then you'll love this.
This One's for Dikembe Mutombo!
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So I would just like to tell you that if you missed the fest. Last Saturday then you missed a whole lotta southern hospitality and for the most part good bands. Matt F. And I were going to improv some stuff but I ended up getting to the fest. A little later because I had an hour-and-a-half worth of sleep and was a little loopy. Also, I was playing the after party anyway. The second I would like to tell you is that if you came to the after party on Saturday then thank you for dancing your ass off. I definately improved the last thirty minutes of that because I didn't think people were going to want to keep on dancing/listen to me play. I mean... Five hours and there were still people dancing. Thank you, all! It went a little something like this:
After a great morning of sleep I headed for kickball and it was such a beautiful day; it didn't matter that we were close-calling it the first game and murdering the second, but once you get there and you're with people that are so true you just forget about all worries and just enjoy the present. Afterwards I went and bought some food for the cook out that was sooooooooooo(emphasizing on "so") good. Look at it like this: 72 beers, steaks, corn, mashed potatos, RIBS(the death of me) and rum; on top of that E.T. & RUNNING MAN! The only bad thing was seeing Kemper's dog getting run over. She's okay but her leg was kinda messed up. On that note Hank Williams started playing and what with what just happend it got a little sad so Sam and I decided to go get a shot of whiskey and go to Anson's to go see the Donkey Kong documentary. It was okay but nothing great actually.
Last night I had my tarot card-reading. It was a little intense because I had four major cards pulled. I was done in traditional Celtic iron cross; the four major cards were pulled above, the present and the future, my only downfall is the present state I'm in which I think I'm grasping of what it is. It was crazy because my hope was for fortune but I hate money so much. Am I lying to myself? This reading might have effected one of my dreams from last night. It was vague, but I dreamt that I was with my son/daughter; I was never informed, and I had all the good characteristics of a father but I just felt as if I was out of place or just feeling as if my child, my life or anything at that time was not supposed to be happening at that moment. It is just a hunch but I feel it had something to do with that tarot reading.
Feel that you missed out on NEONGOLDEN!!? Then maybe you should come to one of the next shows, fucker.
* This Friday in Sullivan's Island, S.C.: Simba's house; secret location, ask me or her. 9:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. (Times are set to change)
- M.M.B.F.P.W.M & Q's.I.T.N.
- NEONGOLDEN!!
* April 26th in Charleston: House rave (info. To come)
- NEONGOLDEN!!
- TBA
* May 3rd in Charleston: House show for Vadim. On the corner of Ashley Ave. And Bogard St.
-SHIR KHAN(DJ DRUNK MONK) VS $MO$UGLY$(NEONGOLDEN!!)
- TBA
* May 23rd in Columbia, S.C: Kirby Platt'n'Kelly's 21st birthday! (google map)2204 College Street Columbia, SC 29203
- 9:30 P.M. - ? NEONGOLDEN!!
Sorry the information is so choppy but all this kinda just fell upon me this weekend and yesterday. Seriously. I will keep you updated via-be-my-friend on Myspace.com (wwww.myspace.com/slothpuppets) or just keep posting on here. Hope to see you get sweaty at one of these events. There are more for in between May and June but I forgot the info. Like I said, I will keep all of you updated.
Monday, March 24, 2008
La Petite Fille De La Mer
My word, I might have become a lesbion after last night. I think there were a total of 18 nipples that were exposed last night. Heh. I guess that's a college spring break for you though, it felt so generic and obvious for girls; and one guy, to start doing that at a party. The thing though is that when it's happening and you're there you are kinda of shocked and can't beleive it's happening, even worse, it's someone you know. I can say that I've had a pretty Faaaaaaaaan-ttaystic weekend. However, I cannot say the same for other. Gareth for being fired and Warren for getting beat up and almost put into a concussion. I get pissed for actually dragging him to A.C's; but so do Salem and Carl( I don't know so much about Carly), but I get pissed on for being inside and not knowing that Warren was getting beat up and not doing anything to help him. I do feel bad when I walked out I was too smashed to even comprehend what was going on but it all shouldn't be thrown at me for not doing anything. I'm sure even if I did, at the current state I was in, I wouldn't been able to defend myself. I doubt Warren is mad at me because Kyle didn't do anything either and everyone knows why the fight happend now.
Yesterday at A.C's I ran into Gareth's roommates and one of them wanted to apologize to me so, I guess, I could relay the message to him. One says that one of their sisters is coming to town and the other says that they don't have a problem with him staying. However Gareth told me a long time ago that he had planned to move out when they got married because who would really want to "invade" a married couples house. Plus that's when they need their time to theirselves anyways. I know I probably shouldn't be typing about this but it's just such a non-needed drama story. But, instead of Shockin'-08 it's more of drama-08. I don't understand how people just love to function like that. Stupid. STUPIDDDDDDD!
After the whole weird apology speech we sat and had a few drinks. Then one of them asked me if I wanted to play with them at one of their shows. Not D.J. But as a bassists, I haven't really played bass seriously in like 7 or 8 years. I only played for 2 at that, but I'm willing to go back at it. I still remember the scales and cartoon theme songs. Hah. I think I'm going to try and enjoy this week as much as possible. I don't know if that's going to be really hard or somewhat easy. Mum comes back to town, Nelle leaves though. Happy? Sad? Hah. I'm happy for her though because she's going on a lil' tour and I think the more she gets out of this town the happier she is. Especially doing music and everything. To be honest, though probably a fals statement, I think she needs something of a vacation. Hah. The life of her must "hard." Just kidding. Anyways, Nelle, if you're reading this "I LOVE YOU!!!!"
Now, it's off to go hang out with best friend and throw up this cup-o-noodles.
Yesterday at A.C's I ran into Gareth's roommates and one of them wanted to apologize to me so, I guess, I could relay the message to him. One says that one of their sisters is coming to town and the other says that they don't have a problem with him staying. However Gareth told me a long time ago that he had planned to move out when they got married because who would really want to "invade" a married couples house. Plus that's when they need their time to theirselves anyways. I know I probably shouldn't be typing about this but it's just such a non-needed drama story. But, instead of Shockin'-08 it's more of drama-08. I don't understand how people just love to function like that. Stupid. STUPIDDDDDDD!
After the whole weird apology speech we sat and had a few drinks. Then one of them asked me if I wanted to play with them at one of their shows. Not D.J. But as a bassists, I haven't really played bass seriously in like 7 or 8 years. I only played for 2 at that, but I'm willing to go back at it. I still remember the scales and cartoon theme songs. Hah. I think I'm going to try and enjoy this week as much as possible. I don't know if that's going to be really hard or somewhat easy. Mum comes back to town, Nelle leaves though. Happy? Sad? Hah. I'm happy for her though because she's going on a lil' tour and I think the more she gets out of this town the happier she is. Especially doing music and everything. To be honest, though probably a fals statement, I think she needs something of a vacation. Hah. The life of her must "hard." Just kidding. Anyways, Nelle, if you're reading this "I LOVE YOU!!!!"
Now, it's off to go hang out with best friend and throw up this cup-o-noodles.
Monday, March 17, 2008
It's E-legal, ya know?
Hmph. Weird. It feels; and by the date, looks like it's been a while that I've written anything here. I feel semi-bad for "kinda" ditching L.J. I have had that damn blog for 7 years now, so many memories and confessions. If you're bored and want to read some of the "crazy" times of my life you can ask me for the link and I'll be glad to give it to you and tell you what to expect. Hah. I guess those "crazy" times still haven't stopped. This weekend was crazy. I thought I was going to make it a blast because of court coming this Tuesday but it ended up being filled with shit-storms, well just Friday, Saturday was an actual storm and/or tornado, depending on which Island you were on here. Yesterday was so fun and amazing. The after-weather from the tornado came out to be so beautiful. I played kickball and freestyle-skateboarded. I really want to put up a video-blog of some of my stuff. I think it's so intresting to see what we can do with a piece of wood and physics. 
This weekend was pretty good to me though for the most part. Two amazing people in my life turned a little bit older and I was just so enthralled to see how other people were just ready to throwdown and have a good time. Do you know in times like these how hard it is to just go to someone's house and hang out without their roommates bitching at them for letting ten people come in and have a few drinks?! At that - it's fucking St. Patrick's Day Weekend! Also, do you know how hard it is to get people organized and actually do some physical activity? Seriously stress, drugs and alcohol are the actual buzz killers. You drink because you want to make yourself look like an ass or talk to someone, you do drugs to be in a state of bliss, when it's actually your brain releasing the feelings and your stressed because you are a bad person for doing all of these things. I have no room to talk but shit, at least I can climb a tree, tie a knot and run all day without complaining.
Last night was so amazing. It's been a while since I've actually partied with my good friend Mike. I love him so much, I feel that I don't spend enough time with him because we just have weird hours and when we are free we're usually tired or something. The only times I do see him are when I go to his/my sister's house and that's when he's getting ready to go out or get ready for work. What made me feel bad though is Saturday we were so stoked to hang out and everything but I ended up just staying in West Ashley; stupid idea. Hah. It was awesome though because he called me and said, "You hear that?!!" "Oh. Is that the saturday night D.J?" I asked. "That's YOU!" He said. I kinda got a little teary-eyed because he actually played some of my stuff and said that people liked it.
Anyways, last night he told me that people were coming up and telling him that they liked my mixtapes; mostly, mash-ups and megamixes; the two that I have, hah. So, he went up to the manager or something and she said she's down she just has to talk to the owner. He told her that I wasn't twenty-one and she said that the owner didn't have to know that. I'm supppppppper excited to play another night club. It's been a hot minute since I've done that. I was also asked if I could HEADLINE-D.J. A breakdance show sometime. I'm kinda nervous about that because I don't have much electro-music, which is the supreme music for break dancing. IF ANYONE HAS GOOD BREAKDANCING/ELECTRO-MUSIC LET ME KNOW OF SOME BANDS After this month, if Tuesday is the big day, I'm going to really "whore" myself out there. Meaning, I'm GOING to play more clubs & store shows! It's going to be bad ass and I'm yearning real hard to fucking play Pantheon but I guess we'll just have to wait and see about that one. Apparently homosexuals get really needy with music. The cool thing though is most of my stuff is loved by gay people so I think they would be satisfied.
Speaking of the art of... I feel as if I should work on a mixtape now. Maybe just a bump. We'll see, maybe you can listen? Maybe I'm just too shy to put up my stuff on Zshare. It is illegal as well. I have no money to get a lawsuit thrown on me. The likely hood of that happening though are very slim. I don't know. I'm just nervous. That's why they call me, Lil' Nervous!
Hope you motherfuckers are happy!
ENJOY THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS:
This weekend was pretty good to me though for the most part. Two amazing people in my life turned a little bit older and I was just so enthralled to see how other people were just ready to throwdown and have a good time. Do you know in times like these how hard it is to just go to someone's house and hang out without their roommates bitching at them for letting ten people come in and have a few drinks?! At that - it's fucking St. Patrick's Day Weekend! Also, do you know how hard it is to get people organized and actually do some physical activity? Seriously stress, drugs and alcohol are the actual buzz killers. You drink because you want to make yourself look like an ass or talk to someone, you do drugs to be in a state of bliss, when it's actually your brain releasing the feelings and your stressed because you are a bad person for doing all of these things. I have no room to talk but shit, at least I can climb a tree, tie a knot and run all day without complaining.
Last night was so amazing. It's been a while since I've actually partied with my good friend Mike. I love him so much, I feel that I don't spend enough time with him because we just have weird hours and when we are free we're usually tired or something. The only times I do see him are when I go to his/my sister's house and that's when he's getting ready to go out or get ready for work. What made me feel bad though is Saturday we were so stoked to hang out and everything but I ended up just staying in West Ashley; stupid idea. Hah. It was awesome though because he called me and said, "You hear that?!!" "Oh. Is that the saturday night D.J?" I asked. "That's YOU!" He said. I kinda got a little teary-eyed because he actually played some of my stuff and said that people liked it.
Anyways, last night he told me that people were coming up and telling him that they liked my mixtapes; mostly, mash-ups and megamixes; the two that I have, hah. So, he went up to the manager or something and she said she's down she just has to talk to the owner. He told her that I wasn't twenty-one and she said that the owner didn't have to know that. I'm supppppppper excited to play another night club. It's been a hot minute since I've done that. I was also asked if I could HEADLINE-D.J. A breakdance show sometime. I'm kinda nervous about that because I don't have much electro-music, which is the supreme music for break dancing. IF ANYONE HAS GOOD BREAKDANCING/ELECTRO-MUSIC LET ME KNOW OF SOME BANDS After this month, if Tuesday is the big day, I'm going to really "whore" myself out there. Meaning, I'm GOING to play more clubs & store shows! It's going to be bad ass and I'm yearning real hard to fucking play Pantheon but I guess we'll just have to wait and see about that one. Apparently homosexuals get really needy with music. The cool thing though is most of my stuff is loved by gay people so I think they would be satisfied.
Speaking of the art of... I feel as if I should work on a mixtape now. Maybe just a bump. We'll see, maybe you can listen? Maybe I'm just too shy to put up my stuff on Zshare. It is illegal as well. I have no money to get a lawsuit thrown on me. The likely hood of that happening though are very slim. I don't know. I'm just nervous. That's why they call me, Lil' Nervous!
Hope you motherfuckers are happy!
ENJOY THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS:
Friday, February 29, 2008
Just When You Were Told It's Safe To Breathe
March, I know a lot of March-babies, which is somewhat convenient because all those birthdays are in one month but the hard thing is remembering whos is when; this goes for October babies as well(I'm one of them. Hah!). I don't know what I'm going to do for my sister's birthday but I know it's going to be something special, of which the likes that it can't even be written down! Before I was making this post I thought about how it's been a month-and-some-change since my last writing and what's funny is sooooooooo much has happend. I think a lot or something big will happen this month too but I can tell you this, nothing will beat last weekend in "eye brow raising" issues. This can't be written either, you had to either be Gareth, Chandler, Max or people that went to Rachel's house the other day to find out. Don't ask. Sorry for getting you so curious. Hah.
As always, I've been having weird dreams. From backseat driving and crashing into a pool that was placed under an ungaurded interstate to trying to help pirates kill a giant pink robot dinosaur. I'd still like to know what significance all these dreams have in my life or maybe there just things my brain has been trying to make me say but I couldn't because lately I've been having the whole "social anxiety" thing. Except for last weekend, hah. It was so good to see people from the olde' days, I know they still have their olde' problems but, to me they look healthy and happy. I wonder what they actually do these days because when I saw them it was consisted of, "hey what's up, how've you been?"
This month marks the month of spring which means I get to go back to school for accounting. This month also means it's time to diet & gym. For those who are concerned I almost got my six pack back, it's very nice work in progress; no I'm not trying to "look good for the beach," if only my fucking skateboard didn't lose it's bearing, I'm sure the task would be finished. I guess sitting on here, blogging and making countless mash-ups and mixtapes doesn't help at all but HEY! I don't see you complaning when some of you walk up to me and say, "Oh. Hey, that was a funny video you put on your blog; yes it's actually happend before," or "I love this remix." Example: Last night, Phillip, Warren and I met up at the Redux for an art show that consisted of the art pieces being percussion instruments for the audience to play while a man did the "noise" thing on his laptop so you had somewhat of a rhythm to play to, it was actually pretty cool when I think about it. Anyways, we left and I was riding in my mum's car so I could listen to my new mixtape to check the cross-fading and bass drops(I really like to put D's in pretty much anything, what can I say, I'm thug) and Warren starts singing along and Phillip tells me, "Geoff, I must say, you have a talent." About two hours later, at the Kegs for Kenya party we went to, I was about to leave, they were trying to have a dance party downstairs, Phillip runs up to me and says, "Geoff, please, one of those C.D's from your car. We need one for the dance party!" As much as I love to help/contribute in dance parties I told him that I can only play my nu-material live. I hope that I can show everyone my stuff this weekend, but I don't know if that's possible because I'm sure that both my speakers are blown. Sucks.
Today marks Carly's birthday weekend... Yup, she get's a mixtape just because she told me that she won't show anyone and that FUCKING constant nagging. Heh. (Carly incase you're reading this) I'm just kidding, I love you Jayma Mays!
As always, I've been having weird dreams. From backseat driving and crashing into a pool that was placed under an ungaurded interstate to trying to help pirates kill a giant pink robot dinosaur. I'd still like to know what significance all these dreams have in my life or maybe there just things my brain has been trying to make me say but I couldn't because lately I've been having the whole "social anxiety" thing. Except for last weekend, hah. It was so good to see people from the olde' days, I know they still have their olde' problems but, to me they look healthy and happy. I wonder what they actually do these days because when I saw them it was consisted of, "hey what's up, how've you been?"
This month marks the month of spring which means I get to go back to school for accounting. This month also means it's time to diet & gym. For those who are concerned I almost got my six pack back, it's very nice work in progress; no I'm not trying to "look good for the beach," if only my fucking skateboard didn't lose it's bearing, I'm sure the task would be finished. I guess sitting on here, blogging and making countless mash-ups and mixtapes doesn't help at all but HEY! I don't see you complaning when some of you walk up to me and say, "Oh. Hey, that was a funny video you put on your blog; yes it's actually happend before," or "I love this remix." Example: Last night, Phillip, Warren and I met up at the Redux for an art show that consisted of the art pieces being percussion instruments for the audience to play while a man did the "noise" thing on his laptop so you had somewhat of a rhythm to play to, it was actually pretty cool when I think about it. Anyways, we left and I was riding in my mum's car so I could listen to my new mixtape to check the cross-fading and bass drops(I really like to put D's in pretty much anything, what can I say, I'm thug) and Warren starts singing along and Phillip tells me, "Geoff, I must say, you have a talent." About two hours later, at the Kegs for Kenya party we went to, I was about to leave, they were trying to have a dance party downstairs, Phillip runs up to me and says, "Geoff, please, one of those C.D's from your car. We need one for the dance party!" As much as I love to help/contribute in dance parties I told him that I can only play my nu-material live. I hope that I can show everyone my stuff this weekend, but I don't know if that's possible because I'm sure that both my speakers are blown. Sucks.
Today marks Carly's birthday weekend... Yup, she get's a mixtape just because she told me that she won't show anyone and that FUCKING constant nagging. Heh. (Carly incase you're reading this) I'm just kidding, I love you Jayma Mays!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Have You Seen This Woman?
For the past two nights I've been having these really really really weird dreams. I mean, if I've told you my dreams before you would probably ask me how much more weird they past three would be from the rest but I guess I would respond, "It's not what they're about it's more who's in them." And that's just it, I couldn't tell you who the she is. I will tell you what makes it just a little more creepy she has successfully or accomplished in killing me three times. Now, I know the whole thing with dreams is you're supposed to wake up before you die and if you're still asleep by the time you die BAD shit is about to happen. Nothing bad has happend so far but has only been a couple of hours since I've awoken. What's even more scary; yes, scary, is I know her name. Kathy.
The profile of Kathy:
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 143 or somewhere in the 140's (Don't even ask how I know this)
Hair: Curly Nut-Brown; Lenght: Forearm
Apparel in all three dreams: White Headband; Top: Purple & Black Sleeveless w/ lace
Lower: White capri's; Shoes: White (Keds?)
I don't understand how I know all the top and at that can remember almost everything about her. Almost as if I'm destined to meet her or be killed by a person that looks like her.
If you are intrested in the dreams she was in and how she killed me, read the following:
*1st Dream(Yesterday) Me and some friends are playing in a city that I've never been to. I remember seeing her in a club we all went to and then one of my friends thought I was intrested in her, I honestly wasn't but he was drunk, so he decided to ask her if she wanted to come to the "apartment(?)" for an after the club-party and of course she said yes. So we're there and everyone is still drinking, among other things, then she all of a sudden puts pills in all our drinks but I can still walk and she then says some speech but afterwards stabs me in the heart.
*2nd Dream(Yesterday) I was flying and then crashed into a lake where these really really huge leeches where trying to grab my feet and take me all the way down to the bottom of the lake where I would drown. After I got out of the lake a monster that looked like an ape started chasing me. When I lost the monster in the forest I came to a town, which what to me would be, in the middle of the whole dream. There she was, she was a curse on the whole town that had killed everybody. She had conceived a child but due to how she had no emotion towards him or anything else and was a curse the child had commited suicide at a young age by hanging himself. The man that impregnanted her was killed by the towns people.
Anyways, I had already known all of this because I guess it was my dream or I had heard of her or something along the lines of you know everyone's backround that you meet in your dream. I think she could tell by the fear in my eyes that I was going to try and kill her and by the end of it I was running from her by the end but she just stared at me and didn't stare. Within five seconds of running I stepped on a snake and it bit me, where my death would occur.
*3rd dream (Last Night) The weird thing about this one is that we were somewhat friends and were coming from a store. We had just almost died by swerving off the mountain that we lived on but "luckily" there was another road at the bottom of this cliff that you could survive if you fell off. So we were driving and she looks at me and says, "It will never be over." Then she fell asleep reading some newspaper, while she was still driving on the mountain, and we went off the edge going like 45MPH. We then crashed into a house at the bottom where we all died.
I really think this is some Freddy Krueger shit but all the death were all so different and I have no idea what any of these mean. If you anything about it I would appreciate if you'd tell me. Yikes...
Well tomorrow is the start of the trip so I hope all of you have a good weekend and everything. Take it easy and I hope to talk to some of you soon.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
...I don't know, where is God?
Last night, after watching Blood Diamond, for the second time in my life, and the way that Kat. Just felt this rush to help the world, I couldn't but feel bad for not just myself for, I assume, "continuing" a non-negotiable war, but everyone who else is clueless as to what these "wars" are even about and how they are contributing to them. I won't list any off, and no it's not because I don't know of any, it just makes things worse and by-the-way why would any one have their epiphany on such a "shawdy" blog, eh'? But it doesn't just start with us making the wars worse because the struggle and problems are even in this country. I saw this video that I'd like to share and although it is probably about a fictional character it still just makes me think back to that movie last night.
Pt.1
Pt. 2
On a lighter note, I saw Cloverfield today; or as I wished it was called, "1-18-08" I was a little upset because of the way it was just first person. I mean, I aggree that J.J. Abram did pull a good move to have it that way because of a more scare tactic but since it is on digital/camcorder film it just get's boring and is sometimes just really hard to see what the hell these people are really running from.
I had really got a fascination with this movie when I saw the trailer at the Transformer showing. I went to the web site and did all those fucking puzzles, then found those secret words that you had to google image; super stoked that it might have been a Voltron movie and glad that it wasn't Godzilla, after all that I got even more hyped that it was to be America's trademark monster(as Godzilla is to Japan's). But, eh', I think we can definately come up with something better such as the original sketching but I guess some people liked it because hasbro toy shop is manufacturing a $100.00 14" toy of the monster... Eh'! So much potential! God! I wonder if we'll ever have a chance again to have a trademark monster... Blah!
This week I will be working on the Secret 2007 Mixtape that all of sudden just seems so right at the time because this year is sooooo perfect, so far! Well, I guess I'll have untill tomorrow to work on the mixtape, which shouldn't be hard since I've been working on it since 11:00 A.M. Today and is up to 40'n' some change minutes. That's all on the account of this Thursday I'm going to be the good guy and go to Paige's court for the weed grinder thing, I mean I was the one taking pictures and everything. It's cool because maybe this Weekend Trip we'll actually see snow in N.C. I hear that it's freezing there now and there's snow, so I'm excited.
Does anyone know who does this remix. I heard this at 5:00 A.M. Like three months and still HAVE NOT found out who does it! Fuckin' B92, which I orginally heard it from, still hasn't myspace-e-mailed me back, fuckers!
Oh yeah and moment of silence for Heath Ledger. It's so weird, before we rented Blood Diamond from Block Buster yesterday my friends Leigh and Kat. Showed me this movie where he's a a heroin addict and apparently that how we died; at the time they told me what the movie was about I just thought about how I can never do that shit EVER AGAIN!
Save yourself while saving others, please. Let's make this year a safe one. Actually, I'd like to call this Summer O' Freedom, HE'S FINALLY GOING TO BE OUT OF OFFICE!!!!!!!!!
Pt.1
Pt. 2
On a lighter note, I saw Cloverfield today; or as I wished it was called, "1-18-08" I was a little upset because of the way it was just first person. I mean, I aggree that J.J. Abram did pull a good move to have it that way because of a more scare tactic but since it is on digital/camcorder film it just get's boring and is sometimes just really hard to see what the hell these people are really running from.
I had really got a fascination with this movie when I saw the trailer at the Transformer showing. I went to the web site and did all those fucking puzzles, then found those secret words that you had to google image; super stoked that it might have been a Voltron movie and glad that it wasn't Godzilla, after all that I got even more hyped that it was to be America's trademark monster(as Godzilla is to Japan's). But, eh', I think we can definately come up with something better such as the original sketching but I guess some people liked it because hasbro toy shop is manufacturing a $100.00 14" toy of the monster... Eh'! So much potential! God! I wonder if we'll ever have a chance again to have a trademark monster... Blah!
This week I will be working on the Secret 2007 Mixtape that all of sudden just seems so right at the time because this year is sooooo perfect, so far! Well, I guess I'll have untill tomorrow to work on the mixtape, which shouldn't be hard since I've been working on it since 11:00 A.M. Today and is up to 40'n' some change minutes. That's all on the account of this Thursday I'm going to be the good guy and go to Paige's court for the weed grinder thing, I mean I was the one taking pictures and everything. It's cool because maybe this Weekend Trip we'll actually see snow in N.C. I hear that it's freezing there now and there's snow, so I'm excited.
Does anyone know who does this remix. I heard this at 5:00 A.M. Like three months and still HAVE NOT found out who does it! Fuckin' B92, which I orginally heard it from, still hasn't myspace-e-mailed me back, fuckers!
Oh yeah and moment of silence for Heath Ledger. It's so weird, before we rented Blood Diamond from Block Buster yesterday my friends Leigh and Kat. Showed me this movie where he's a a heroin addict and apparently that how we died; at the time they told me what the movie was about I just thought about how I can never do that shit EVER AGAIN!
Save yourself while saving others, please. Let's make this year a safe one. Actually, I'd like to call this Summer O' Freedom, HE'S FINALLY GOING TO BE OUT OF OFFICE!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I AM...
Relief, that is the only word that I can think of right now. If anything though; starting from getting the Under 21 Open Container-ticket on Halloween then the Public Disorderly Conduct-ticket two weeks after AND THEN completeing A.E.P. Before I had court today, I'm "one lucky motherfucker." At least that's what I've been told for the past four months. While I was in court there were four people there, orange jump suit and all, and all of them were in there for drug trafficing. The judge looked at me and was like, "do you want to end up like the rest of these people?" Then told me to get out of his court room after I paid $100.00, which was $132.00 cheaper than the orginal. I'm soooooo happy! AH!
I've been feeling so nerveous about this goddamn court date that I felt that last weekend was going to be the last weekend of true freedom. Although feeling like that I still managed to enjoy myself with all the great friends that joined me in this trip to N.C. The videos and photos taken are amazing. If you'd like to see them they are on my myspace.
URL: www.myspace.com/slothpuppets
Here are the videos:
Shoulders
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Wee pt.uno
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The last video is of us twenty minutes into the car ride home. Although that part was fun we had to go and annoy people and start taking pictures of random people in passing traffic. Well, while in town I took this photograph of a man who happend to be in an unmarked cop car, with rims(?). So, we got pulled over for that but since they smelt alcohol in the car, because of the beer we spilt in there while in the mountains, they asked if they could search. Matt, being his car, said yes and thus they found Max's weed grinder. Sucks because Matt almost went to jail for it but they just gave him a misdemeanor ticket, but what sucks about that is that he has to go back to N.C. For the court date and he might possibly be going to P.T.I. Hopefully all will work out for him as it did for me. Anyways, tonight I hope is the potluck because that will be a good way to celebrate, with friends I haven't seen in sometime, except for a party I was at for like 20 mins.
STAY SAFE, ALL!!
I've been feeling so nerveous about this goddamn court date that I felt that last weekend was going to be the last weekend of true freedom. Although feeling like that I still managed to enjoy myself with all the great friends that joined me in this trip to N.C. The videos and photos taken are amazing. If you'd like to see them they are on my myspace.
URL: www.myspace.com/slothpuppets
Here are the videos:
Shoulders
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Wee pt.uno
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Wee pt. kni
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Wee Pt. tree
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Working
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Car Meets Food
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The last video is of us twenty minutes into the car ride home. Although that part was fun we had to go and annoy people and start taking pictures of random people in passing traffic. Well, while in town I took this photograph of a man who happend to be in an unmarked cop car, with rims(?). So, we got pulled over for that but since they smelt alcohol in the car, because of the beer we spilt in there while in the mountains, they asked if they could search. Matt, being his car, said yes and thus they found Max's weed grinder. Sucks because Matt almost went to jail for it but they just gave him a misdemeanor ticket, but what sucks about that is that he has to go back to N.C. For the court date and he might possibly be going to P.T.I. Hopefully all will work out for him as it did for me. Anyways, tonight I hope is the potluck because that will be a good way to celebrate, with friends I haven't seen in sometime, except for a party I was at for like 20 mins.
STAY SAFE, ALL!!
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